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**********HAPPY NEW YEAR:************
"Happy New Year..."Preview Greeting
"Auld Lang Syne"Preview Melody


NEW
"Can't Buy Me Love"Preview
"Love Me Do"Preview
HELP (I need someone)Preview
Dance & ShoutPreview
Fly awayPreview
Hold On, I'm Coming...Preview
Again (all of my life, where have you been?)Preview
WonderfulPreview
Let's Make LovePreview
Who Let The Dogs Out?Preview
"...keeps sending me angels... " Preview Song

CHRISTMAS
"Although it's been said, many times, many ways..."Preview Song
"I wish I could know this feeling every moment of the year..."Preview Song
"Merry Christmas Baby..." Preview Song
"...that's what X-mas means to me my love" Preview Song
"...Oh, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..." Preview Song
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas..." Preview Song
"...Soon it will be Christmas day..." Preview Song
"...I'll be home for Christmas, if only in my dreams..."(male) Preview Song
"...I'll be home for Christmas, if only in my dreams..."(female)Preview Song
"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas..."(Chipmunks) Preview Song
"He Sees You When You're Sleeping..." Preview Song
Blues style "Winter Wonderland"Song
Gospel "Silent Night"Song
"Love At Christmas..."Song
"Christmas Time Is Here..."Song
"It's Christmas Time..."Song
"Kiss Me At Midnight..."Song
"Winter WonderLand"Song
"Winter Wonderland"Song
"It's the Most Wonderful Time Of The Year..."Song
"Gonna eat for X-Mas"Preview
"Santa On the roof top..."Preview
"The magic of xmas"Preview
"This gift"Preview
"Christmas wish"Preview
"If everyday could be xmas"Preview
"winter wonderland"Preview

"Here Comes Santa Claus..." Preview Song
"Frosty The Snowman..." Preview Song
"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree..." Preview Song
"...The Red Nosed Reindeer..." Preview Song
"This Christmas will be a very special ..."Preview Song
"I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas..." Preview Song
"You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch..."Preview Song
A Redneck ChristmasPreview Song
"Merry Xmas, you filthy animal" Preview Song
"And God bless us all, everyone"Preview

MORE CHRISTMAS
A "South Park" Christmas - Part 1Preview Song
A "South Park" Christmas - Part 2Preview Song
"There aren't that many more shopping days 'til Christmas, hahaha"Preview
"Merry Christmas...joyous Yultide"Preview
"I'd like to wish you a Merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year"Preview
"...she's a little St. Nick..." Preview Song
"...here comes Santa Claus..." Preview Song
"Christmas In Jail" Preview Song
"...was born on Christmas day..." Preview Song
"...On Christmas Day, On Christmas Day..." Preview Song
A Hip-Hop Christmas Preview Song
"...A very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year..." Preview Song
"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire..." Preview Song
To the tune of Joy To The World Preview Song
"Lift your voices high and sing..." Preview Song
Babe tries to sing Jingle BellsPreview Song
Scrooge wishes a Merry ChristmasPreview Song
Music Preview Song
Merry Christmas, dawg...and don't forget my presents!Preview

NEW
"Bye Bye Bye"Preview
"I can feel you breathe..."Preview
"I want it that way"Preview
"Show me the meaning of love"Preview
"Luv Me, Luv Me"Preview
"What a girl wants..."Preview
"Love will find a way"Preview
"Can you take me higher?"Preview
"Kiss an angel good morning"Preview
"I wish (that I could hold you now)"Preview
"I just want to love U (give it to me)"Preview
Country "Please rememeber me"Preview
"My Best friend (you're more than a lover)"Preview
"I got my baby (I got you)"Preview
"www.memory (I'll be waiting patiently)"Preview
"3 minute positive not too country up-temp love song"Preview
"Amazed (it just keeps getting better)"Preview
"Little goodbyes"Preview
LOVE!

"I knew I loved you before I met you"Preview
"Do you like the way..."Preview
"BACK AT ONE"- One, you'er like a dream come true, two...Preview
"I can still feel your kiss"Preview
"I wanna love you forever"Preview
"WHERE YOU ARE" I think I'm in love with you...Preview

NEW!
"When I said I do..."Preview
"You sang to me..."Preview
"A little bit of... Mambo"Preview
"Help me make it thru the nite..."Preview
"searching my soul"Preview
"24/7"Preview
"When I think about love, I think about you..."Preview
"Take you to a place nice and quiet..."Preview
Livin' La Vida LocaPreview
Shake Your Bon-bonPreview
SometimesPreview
Wild Wild WestPreview
You've Got A Way "It's in the way you love me..."Preview
She "She may be the reason"Preview
You'll Be In My HeartPreview
Single White FemalePreview
Bag It UpPreview

ADDED 5/28/99
I Still Believe "...Show me how you want it..."Preview
Believe "Do you believe in love..."Preview
"Once you love somebody..." CountryPreview
Rolla Coaster "Come on, get on the roller coaster..."Preview

NEW SONGS:
"My Heart Will Go On..."Preview Song
"I Am Your Angel..."Preview Song
"The Prayer"Preview Song
"...When you believe in Miracles..."Preview Song
"If you ever did believe..."Preview Song
"It's Your Song That Made Me Sing"Preview Song
"Pearl Jam 'wish list'"Preview Song
"Let me fill your heart with Joy & Laughter"Preview Song
"Dream lover come rescue me..."Preview Song
"...And then a hero comes along..."Preview Song
Country "Tearin' it up (& burning it down )..."Preview Song
"I Do (cherish you)"Preview Song
"Love will find away..."Preview Song
"I believe in you..."Preview Song
"when I see you smile..."Preview Song
"You were loved"Preview Song

NEW **THANK GOODNESS IT'S FRIDAY II
"...One bourbon, one scotch and one beer..." Preview Song
"...all the girls look good after 9 Coronas" Preview Song
"Sitting on a barstool, acting like a darn fool..." Preview Song
"I love my beer..." Preview Song
"When you say Budweiser, you've said it all..." Preview Song
"Bud Weis Burp" Preview Song
"Hey, Darlin', can I buy you a couple of drinks?" Preview Song
"Free beer, free beer, that's my favorite brand..." Preview Song
"Monday Sucks Song" Preview Song
Great EXCUSES!!Preview Song

THANK GOODNESS IT'S FRIDAY!
Horse sound followed by whistling, etc.Preview
"Hey, bartender, let's hurry up with those drinks"Preview
"Reving engine, peeling out and smashing..."Preview
"What am I wearing? I'm wearing a hat and..."Preview
"Bud...weiser..."Preview
"Plop, plop, fizz, fizz..."Preview

STAR WARS!
"You failed me for the last time" --Darth Vader Preview
"That malfunctioning little twerp, this is all his fault!" -C3PO Preview
"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?" -Yoda Preview
"What is thy bidding my master?"-Darth Vader Preview
"Don't make me destroy you." - Darth Vader Preview
"I don't know where you get your delusions laser brain."- Princess Leia Preview
"Remember the force will be with you..Always."-Obi Wan Preview

KINDA KUTE:
"Oh, Lord, it's Hard to be Humble when you're perfect in everyway..." Preview Song
"Everyone how do you do, how do you do! Oooh ooh ooh" "Preview
Clock singing "It's time to go to bed" Preview
"n my business you meet so many interesting people, but the most interesting ones are the Monsters "Preview
The song that never endsPreview
Elmo's Alphabet RAPPreview

MORE SONGS:
"Luv Me Luv Me"Song
Country-"I'm moved by the spirit..."Song
"I need your love..."Song
"I just want to be with you..."Song
"Didn't you hold me last night?..."Song
"Yes, I love you..."Song
"Treat Her Like A Lady"Preview Song
"This is me..."Preview Song
"...I know you're smiling down on me from heaven... " Preview Song
"Love is on the way, on wings of angels..." Preview Song
"...a hug every morning and butterfly kisses at night..." Preview Song
"...Looking for someone exactly like you..." Preview Song
"Tell him that the sun and moon rise in " Preview Song
"Walk on the ocean, step on the stones..." Preview Song
"...I believe I can fly..." Preview Song
"...seems to me you've lived your life like a candle in the wind" Preview Song
"Spread Your Wings..." Reprise Preview Song
"Spread your wings and prepare to fly..." Preview Song
"...Fly the wings of an Eagle..." Preview Song
"Keep working on me..."Preview Song
"...I just wanna fly..." Preview Song
"I want you, don't know if I need you..." Preview Song
"Gangsters need love too..." Preview Song
"...Yeah, this is the perfect love..." Preview Song
"love grows, my heart is overflowing..."Preview Song
"...All I want to do is drive you crazy..." Preview Song

LOVE:
"...I'll make love to you, like you want me to..." Preview Song
"...All I Want Is to hold you forever..." Preview Song
"When you call on me..." Preview Song
"...shh, break it down, I don't want anyone else to hear..." Preview Song
"Tell me, where do fallen angels go..." Preview Song
"...what did I say to turn your angel eyes my way?" Preview Song
"Every time I see your face..." Preview Song
"When I look In Your Eyes I Go Crazy..." Preview Song
"Secret lovers, that's what we are..." Preview Song
"In the morning I can feel the sunshine..." Preview Song
"...I don't care who you are, where you're from..." Preview Song
"Love is all we need...all we need is L-O-V-E..." Preview Song
"I wish I could go back...quit playing games..." Preview Song
"I hate you then I love you, then I love you..." Preview Song
"Come over here and lay by my side..." Preview Song

CUTE & ADORABLE!
"You're my honey bunch, sugar plum..." Preview Song
"You don't get any because you're a baby..."Preview Song
Child say's "smooch, I love you"Preview
"I'm gonna take you home a pet you and squeeze you...Preview
"I told the witchdoctor I was in love with you..." Preview Song
"Kiss me night, kiss me morning..."Preview Song
"...kiss my wittle cares away..."Preview Song
I'm fine, very fine...Preview

FOR A SPECIAL PERSON!
"You are the reason I wake up everyday..." Preview Song
"When I need you, I just close my eyes..." Female Preview Song
"When I need love, I just close my eyes and..." MalePreview Song
"...where do we go from here?" Preview Song
"...you're a part of me..." Preview Song
"You light up my life..." Preview Song
"I'm gonna love ya 'til the Heavens..." Preview Song
"...what's happening hotstuff?" Preview Song
"Ah, my leetle darling, it is love at first sight Preview

FAST, UP BEAT SONGS!
Slide- Goo Goo DollsPreview
"Be my lover"Preview
"Do you think I'm a nasty girl?"Preview
One WeekPreview
"...he sings the songs that remind him of the good times..." Preview Song
Wiggle songPreview
"I like that oldtime rock and roll...Preview Song
...hard to say what I see in you..Preview Song
"...dying for ya, crying for ya..." Preview Song
"Everybody wants to look at you..." Preview Song
"MMBop, MMBop, MMBop...yeah, yeah..." Preview Song
"...Where's the love..." Preview Song
"...I'll see you when you get there..." Preview Song
"...gonna make it happen..." Preview Song
"In the heat of the night we're having a fiesta..." Preview Song
"My oh my..." Preview Song
"If you want to be my lover..." Preview Song
"This is ladies night..oh, what a night..." Preview Song
"...because I'm so hard to handle..." Preview Song
"How sweet it is to be loved by you..." Preview Song
"...it's a beautiful life" Preview Song
"Hi, Barbie, Hi, Ken, You want to go for a ride?..." Preview Song
"...Barbie girl in my Barbie world..." Preview Song
..."but ya never take me dancin'..."Preview Song
"Where do you go, my lovely..." Preview Song
"Come on and join the choo choo ride..." Preview Song
"I like to move it, move it..." Preview Song
"...The only thing that looks good on me is you..." Preview Song
"This is your night..." Preview Song
"...thuglove..." Preview Song
"Touch me babe..." Preview Song
"I never thought I could love again..." Preview Song
"All my love, all my kisses..." Preview Song
"Don't worry. Be happy" Preview Song
"Don't worry. Be happy" Preview Song
"You've got to give it to me..." Preview Song

FRIENDSHIP
"I'll be there for you..." Preview Song
"Ain't no valley high, ain't no mountain low..." Preview Song
"...Thank you for being a friend..." Preview Song
"Anytime you need a friend I'll be here..." Preview Song
"...you are my trusted friend, on you I can depend..." Preview Song
Dorothy says,"You're the best friend anybody ever had..." Preview
"Whenever you call me, I'll be there..." Preview Song
Bugs Bunny says,"This looks like the beginning of a beatiful friendship." Preview Song
"...sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name..." Preview Song
"Reminisce some time, the night they took my friend..." Preview Song
"...you've got a friend..." Preview Song
"...Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall, all you have to do is call..." Preview Song
"...I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend..." Preview Song

MORE INSULTS
"Can I just remind you to BITE me?"Preview
"Kiss my curvy butt goodbye"Preview
"You are an idiot, hahahah"Preview
"I'm bad ash, you're good ash..."Preview
"You are also revolting..."Preview
"You want a piece of me- you got it!!!"Preview Song
"You are one pathetic loser"Preview
"Why don't you dip yourself in flour and make a scank bisket?"Preview
"Well, you dirt eating..."Preview
"He doesn't take showers because it fogs up the mirror"preview
"I want to be just like you..."Preview
"You are nothing. If you were in my toilet bowl..."Preview
"Now let me hear you oink like..."Preview
"Take this quarter and have a rat..."Preview
"Are you fat?"Preview
"Look who got beat with the ugly stick..."Preview
"Sometimes you have to slap them in their face just to get their attention."Preview

INSULTS
"If you want to run with the big dogs, stop pooping like a puppy."Preview
"Gonads are useful but no substitute for brains."Preview Greeting
"loser, loser, loser..."Preview
"To say you behave childishly is an insult to children everywhere."Preview
Flushing of toilet, etcPreview
A long burpPreview
"Get off the computer and go to bed."Preview
"What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula...?"Preview Song
Homer says, "You are gay, hahaha..." Preview
"You are physically repulsive...intellectually retarded..." Preview
"You move like a baboon with two club feet."Preview Song
"I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station..." Preview Song
"What would you do with a brain if you had one?" Preview
"Have you looked in the mirror lately...?" Preview
"We must do this again...at the turn of the century?"Preview
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."Preview Song
"You know what I'm gonna get you next XMas...?" Preview
"Do not attempt to grow a brain!"Preview
"I believe this is a joke pal, and you're it."Preview
"You inhuman slime!"Preview
"The fingers you have used are too fat..."Preview
"You and your cockroaching eating friend have 48 hrs...Preview
"Who are you to talk to me like that, you, JiminyCricket, pest @#$#, you!"Preview
"My God, this relationship defies all the laws of nature."Preview
No, dummy, dummy, dummy..."Preview
"Keep it up and you'll be carrying your face home in a doggie bag."Preview
"Sometimes I think you're not as dumb as I think you are!"Preview
"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?"Preview

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Happy Birthday- (Sung By "Mr Duck") Preview Song
Happy Birthday played on a music boxPreview Song
Cute birthday songPreview
"For he's a jolly good fellow..."Preview Song
Porky Pigs says "Happy BirthdayPreview
Happy Birthday-Preview Song
"Happy Birthday, Mr. President..." (Marilyn Monroe imitation) Preview Male
"Happy Birthday, Mr. President..." (Marilyn Monroe imitation) Preview Female
"Happy Birthday" From Frosty the Snowman Preview
"Happy Birthday Baby"Preview Song
"They say it's your birthday...Preview Song
"Happy Birthday To You..." Preview Song
"It's Birthday Time (Over The Hill)..." Preview Song
"Happy Birthday..."For Wife Preview Song
"NO! Not happy Birthday..."Preview Song

HELLO!
"HELLO, Babbbby" Preview Song
I'll be dat (rap style hello)Preview
"Bah bah bo he..." Preview Song
Three Stooges Say "Hello"Preview Song
"You were expecting maybe the Easter Bunny?Preview
Da Da DaPreview Song
"wasshup...wasshup....wasshup?" Preview Song
"la, la, la, goooood bye..." Preview Song
What's up dawg? 'Thought I'd send you this to say "what's up?"Preview
"Hello, hello again..." Preview Song
"Hello, my baby,... hello my ragtime gal" Preview Song
"Hello, friend..." Preview Song
What's New PussyCat?Preview Song
"...hello, hi, how ya doing?" Preview Song

MISCELLANEOUS
Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. I just wanted to let you guys know you're the best! Preview - Male/ Female
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight." Preview Song
"Here I am, yes, it's me..."Preview Song
"Bow wow wow, yippie-o, yippie-a..."Preview Song
"Modesty is one of my girlish qualities."Preview Song
"Come on feel the noize..." Preview Song
"Good times, bad times..." Preview Song
"Stand by me" Preview Song
"Nighty Niteee..." Preview
"When the lovin' starts and the lights go out..." Preview Song
"...Gonna rock the night away..." Preview Song
"Hush, hush, thought I heard someone calling my name..." Preview Song

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
"I'll be there, I'll be there 'till the end..."Preview Song
"That's why darling it's incredible that..." Preview Song
"Unforgettable, that's what you are..." Preview Song
"Girl you are to me... and I dedicate my love to you" Preview Song
The Happy Anniversary Song. (Group Singing) Preview Song
"Congrats on your very proud day!..." Preview Song
The Happy Anniversary Song. Preview Song

FUN STUFF
"Do you want some cheesypoofs...?"Preview
"...I'm not fat, I'm festively plump"Preview
"That dog is a gay homosexual"Preview
"I Vant to suck your blood" Preview
"I May going to Hell In a bucket- at least I'm enjoying the ride..."Preview Song
"Come to the snack bar, spend all your money..." Preview Song
"You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me?" Preview Song
"...when I dip, you dip, we dip..."Preview Song
"I always say, if you're going to feel like a pervert,..."Preview Song
"There's something screwy around here..."Preview
Daffy Duck says,"You're mine..." Preview Song
"Dodedo..." Preview Song
"...you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you..." Preview Song
"Let's give them something to talk about..." Preview Song
"Hakuna Makata, means don't worry..." Preview Song
Song- "I like you, you like me, we're good friends..." Preview Song
Song-"Row, Row, Row your boat..." Preview Song
"Wild thing, you make my heart sing..." Preview Song
"Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut..." Preview Song
"All I want to do is have some fun" Preview Song
"I'm much to young to feel this old..." Preview Song
"Jeopardy Theme" Preview Song
"You've got to change your evil ways..." Preview Song
Song - "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine..."Preview Song
Song - "It's A Small World After All..." Preview Song (May take up to 5 minutes to load)
"Whew, all this computer hacking is making me thirsty."Preview
"Ok, here we are, alt.net.obsessive..."Preview
Song- "You are my sunshine..." Group singing Preview Song

FOR KIDS
Tweety sings, "I'm a tweet little birdie..." Preview Song
"When you wish upon a star" (may take up to 5 minutes to load) Preview Song
"Smurf the whole day..."(May take up to 5 minutes to load) Preview Song
"The wonderful thing about tiggers..." Preview Song
"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..." Preview Song
Song- "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..." Sung by Mr.DuckPreview Song
Song - "Fraggle Rock" (May take up to 5 minutes to load) Preview Song
"The Siamese cat song" Preview Song
"Cinderella- Bibbity Bobbity Boo" Preview Song
"There was a crooked man who live in a crooked house..." Preview Song

Hip Hop/Rap
Nookie "stick up your yeah"Preview
"I'm a thug 'till I die"Preview
"Don't let it go to your head"Preview
"Up Jumps Da Boogie"Preview Song
Getting Jiggy Wit ItPreview Song
"My life ain't complete if I got no buzz..."Preview Song
"Come On, come on get it if you down wit it..."Preview Song
"I'm missing you..."Preview Song
"hella bbqs, early morning get your ribs burning..."Preview Song
"...put me up, put me down, put my feet down on the ground..." Preview Song
Backyard BoogiePreview Song
I Miss My HomiesPreview Song
People Get ReadyPreview Song
C U When U Get TherePreview Song
U Ain't BonePreview Song

COUNTRY
"It's a blessing an a curse that love is blind..."Preview Song
"...practice makes perfect, gonna get it right..." Preview Song
"...Is to tell me you love me..." Preview Song
I'm Not That Easy To ForgetPreview Song
Shaking Things UpPreview Song
Happy GirlPreview Song
How Your Love Makes Me FeelPreview Song

SPIRITUAL
"Everybody needs someone to love..."Preview Song
Write Your Name (Across My Heart)Preview Song
Find A Little GracePreview Song
It's RainingPreview Song
The Lord Bless You & Keep YouPreview Song

SILLY!
"Attention, you must disconnect... you are addicted"Preview
"I see you shiver with an tic ipation"Preview
"Gee, it's awfully quiet in here --- arggg"Preview
Female asks "If you don't mind I'd like to borrow your body for a few hours"Preview
A crazy cow... Preview
Cat CallPreview
"Let's get ready to rumble..."Preview Greeting
"ohh, I think I'm gonna throw up."Preview Greeting
"I'm too sexy for my shirt..."Preview Greeting
GigglesPreview Song
"I'm a maniac, maniac.."Preview
"Whoa, did you cut the cheese?"Preview
"There is nothing quite as beautiful as money..."Preview Song
200 ways to kill a manPreview
"I put it in the ear and it made me ill..."Preview Song
"Bushy, bushy, lilac bushy, lilac bright upon my touche." Preview Song
"...One small frttt for man, one giant bppp..." Preview
"I am the thing from Uranus." Preview Song
"These hands are registered as lethal weapons." Preview
"I had no idea for I have been on Mars..." Preview
"Roses are red, violets are blue..." Preview
"Beans, beans the musical fruit..." Preview Song
"Isn't sanity just a one trick pony anyway..." Preview

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